Big Rabbits Have Big Appetites

According to Guardian Unlimited, a British news source, there is one hell of a bunny running around the beautiful and historic Northumberland County.

The scoundrel is apparently responsible for free-reign feasts of such magnitude that local farmers have ordered martial law, instructing night watchmen to shoot it on sight.

One of them, Brian Cadman, 17, is reported to be quite excited about the gig, speaking of it as if he's become a winged crusader in charge of protecting Gotham City.

"I've seen its footprints too and they look like the size of a dog's. I can't wait to see it so I can put a stop to it," he said.

Go for it, young buck, our well-being is in your hands. The fine townspeople have been forced to keep women and children inside after dark on account of this gangly-eared beast.

Make sure to be vewy, vewy quiet.

After destroying the "were-rabbit's" dictatorship over our treasury of parsnips, grab a plunger and your brother, Luigi, and see if you can save the Princess from a remarkably large turtle.

Yeah, giant rabbits and angry Brits make for pure hilarity.

I wonder if this is the culprit?