The United State(s) of Conservative Bullshit

South Dakota is on the track to banning nearly all abortions.

Next in line are Ohio, Indiana, Georgia, Tennessee and Kentucky.

When did choice go out of style?

This is really one of those issues that leaves those of us with our heads in reality gap-jawed and wondering where exactly to begin the debate.

Who is going to take care of all these babies? Do you honestly believe that a zygote is the same thing as a person? Is an egg the same as a chicken? Do angels cry every time a guy masturbates?

Are our high-school males just a bunch of serial mass murderers?

There is very simple, mathematic logic to be done here. X number of parents adopt a child each year, Y number of children are born to unfit parents each year, and Z is the total number of children with no parents at any given time.

In South Dakota, Y will remain constant, X will annually decrease, and Z (of course) will annually increase. Good plan.

Will the families whose tax dollars go toward raising the state's new communal family be awarded visitation rights?

America should give South Dakota up for adoption.